“Big Brother” must have been informed by David Axelrod (Mr. Whipple after a night of drunken frivolity and a couple of days without a shower) that May Sweeps have started without receiving expressed written authorization from the Obambi Administration or its lawyers. How dare the networks not, at the very least, invite their future CEO to make a guest appearance on their highest rated shows during sweeps? The peasants must be reminded of the inevitability that is the Obama Nation so the telescreens may be filled with White House libiocy this Wednesday at 8 pm Eastern.

From Ms. Moraes’ column:

President Obama might take an additional $9 million to $10 million out of the purse of the broadcast TV industry when he stages another of his news conferences next week to talk about his efforts to bail out the banking and automotive industries.

In fairness, he’ll probably talk about heath care, Iraq and Bo, as well.

Obama’s camp is asking for the 8 p.m. hour this coming Wednesday. That date, not coincidentally, marks his 100th day in office. He is expected to use the news conference to take control of the inevitable 100-days-in-office news-cycle blather — first-100-days navel-gazing being a time-honored journalistic tradition.

The honesty on display in the portion of the column related to “Big Brother” and his intrusion (again) upon the prime time schedule may be enough to inspire Janet “The Linebacker” Napolitano to update her list of potential terrorists to include TV columnists.

“He is expected to use the news conference to take control of the inevitable 100-days-in-office news-cycle blather” … Obama must control the assessments of his performance if he is to control  everything else. It is as clear he needs a PR guy as a senior advisor as it is that Axelrod wasn’t hired based solely on his good looks. Face time in front of millions combined with the assistance of an accessory media will help the administration assure the FFT (Feckless Fifty Two percent) that we don’t need no stinkin’ Constitution.

Well-written words will be read to promote the general welfare, or rather, promote the proposed expansion of generational welfare because there is no provider that can compare with the government. We might hear how nationalizing industries while saying they are not being nationalized is the best way to grow an economy (or at least equalize the misery.) Perhaps the refusal to accept repayment of TARP funds will be explained (of course it is not about control, you right-wing extremists!) The technique of dazzling with dog stories may be employed to give “Big Brother” a human element.

The human needs of the electorate will be explained in a way that might garner the full support of MoveOn.org and other leftist entities, or as Obama calls them “the American people.” We all have a need for government issued credit cards or at the very least, credit cards controlled by the government, because unlike Senator Feinstein, credit card companies should not be in the business of making money! The need for the American people and illegal aliens to enjoy the failed healthcare rationing systems employed around the globe will be peddled with the slippery salesmanship that brought on the nation’s current crisis, The Obama Presidency.

Global wealth redistribution and appeasement might be addressed. We will be treated to a lesson in the fairness of harming U.S. industry in the name of the “climate change” scam while allowing industries in other nations to gain market-share by not suffering the same oppressive regulations. We might be informed that it is only right to charge American companies for the carbon they emit and send the money to dictators or third world countries so that they can “catch up” to the global lead pack.

The selective release of redacted memos might be trumpeted as a means to show good faith to our traditional enemies. After all, what better way to ingratiate ourselves with our enemies than to declare that we will bow to them, take whatever they unleash upon us, and of course, blame ourselves?

I wonder what “Big Brother” Barry will be selling in the Fall when sweeps time rolls around once again?

1 million became 2.5 million jobs, which grew to 3 or 3.5 million and now, in what appears to be a realization that he doesn’t yet have the power to rule by decree, the silver tongued reader finds it necessary to say his plan will create or save 4.1 million jobs… and if you order now he’ll throw in a signature stamped photo taken in the fictional Office of The President-elect. From his unofficial staff at AP via Yahoo News:

“I want to be realistic here. Not everything that we talked about during the campaign are we going to be able to do on the pace we had hoped,” Obama told ABC’s “This Week” for an interview set to air Sunday.

For a second time since his election, Obama increased the number of jobs his jobs program would create, taking the number to as many as 4.1 million jobs saved or created — a benchmark his critics charge cannot be measured. During the campaign, he promised only 1 million new jobs.

If “Big Brother” continues with this amazing job creation escalation he might have to rethink his war on the unborn. Eventually he will have created too many jobs to fill with those who have escaped his passion for infanticide and were delivered… and not left to die in a linen closet. Do not worry, Obamorons, your messiah has a plan to flood the nation with enough illegal aliens to do the Obamulus created jobs Americans won’t do!

George Stephanopoulos gives a preview of his interview with our incoming socialist-in-chief in his blog, “George’s Bottom Line.”

“Our challenge is going to be identifying what works and putting more money into that, eliminating things that don’t work, and making things that we have more efficient. But I’m not suggesting, George, I want to be realistic here, not everything that we talked about during the campaign are we going to be able to do on the pace we had hoped,” Obama told me in his first interview since arriving back in Washington, DC as president-elect.

I asked the president-elect, “At the end of the day, are you really talking about over the course of your presidency some kind of grand bargain? That you have tax reform, healthcare reform, entitlement reform including Social Security and Medicare, where everybody in the country is going to have to sacrifice something, accept change for the greater good?”

“Yes,” Obama said.

You see, my fellow proles, we are to sacrifice for the greater good. We are to hold our tongues as the government:

• takes charge of more and more of the economy
• damns future generations to mountains of our debt
• strangles private industry
• imposes waiting lists for medical procedures
• moves in a direction of rationing (food, gas, medicine)

All of this for the “greater good!” Enjoy the liberty you retain, while you retain it. “Big Brother” has admitted that he finds The Constitution flawed and is a skilled enough salesman to control a fawning media and mislead the drooling leeches (his ardent supporters) into supporting any directive he floats.

It is truly a shame that one isn’t required to prove his citizenship status in order to hold the highest office in our once-great nation.

To quote Tammi at Sunflower Desert, “this would be funny if this guy didn’t stand a chance to be the next leader of the free world.”

Regarding leadership on the farce that is global warming:

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.

“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added.

As Jeremiah Wright would say “Naw! Naw! Naw!” Barry Obama would not be the leader of the free world! His policies would create an Orwellian “1984″ setting that could never be confused for freedom. My only question is, will Ronald Reagan’s likeness be displayed for the daily two minutes hate?

Lets ignore the fact that it is really not of the “other countries” what kind of vehicles Americans drive, what Americans choose to eat, and what the setting on the average American’s thermostat is. Let us focus on the implication of the words spoken by the dope of hope. Will the type and quantities of vehicles the electorate can own be controlled in an Obamanation? How will Czar Obama monitor the temperature of my home? What punishment will befall my family if I allow the temperature, inside my house, mind you, to dip to 70 degrees some hot Summer day?

I wonder how many of the left coast libiots in attendance for the sermon on the platform, stopped to visualize the lines for rations of food. We are not going to be able to “eat as much as we want” after all. I would guess that a thoughtful libiot (contradiction in terms) would cringe at the thought of his or her child being hungry and waiting for his ration, then I remember that these people prefer abortion, so the image probably doesn’t move them.

“Big Brother” Barry issued a premature dictatorial decree this morning on Good Morning America:

“But I do want to say this to the GOP. If they think that they’re going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful. Because that I find unacceptable,” he said.

Obama praised his wife’s patriotism and said that for Republicans “to try to distort or to play snippets of her remarks in ways that are unflattering to her I think is just low class … and especially for people who purport to be promoters of family values, who claim that they are protectors of the values and ideals and the decency of the American people to start attacking my wife in a political campaign I think is detestable.”

Of course Barry can’t be bothered by common sense at a time like this, he has a country to seize. Common sense would dictate that Michelle Obama’s big mouth would not provide worthy sound bites if she were to shut it. “Naw! Naw! Naw!” we must protect Mrs. Obama’s reputation by refusing to repeat her own statements.

The terror of a prospective Obamanation is almost enough to make a reasonable conservative vote for John McCain.