Apr
25
“Big Brother” Barry on the Telescreen
April 25, 2009 | Comments Off
The Washington Obamost’s Lisa de Moraes better be careful. The self-loving reader of TOTUS is not likely to appreciate the honesty in her column, “Obama May Sweep Aside TV Schedule.”
“Big Brother” must have been informed by David Axelrod (Mr. Whipple after a night of drunken frivolity and a couple of days without a shower) that [...]
Jan
10
Spinning For The Greater Good
January 10, 2009 | 2 Comments
“Big Brother” Barack Obama must be feeling some heat, which is in contrast to the ridiculous spin he is allowed to spew, because he is having to continuously bump up the numbers associated with his sales pitch. Now we are expected to suspend disbelief and swallow a 4.1 million headed whopper. I suppose choking down [...]
May
19
On Saturday, May 17, 2008, tens of thousands of Oregon bark humpers and bath avoiders gathered to worship at the feet of “Big Brother” Barry Obama. The drooling libiots were enthralled by visions of “hope,” “change,” and a rare sampling of Obama’s intentions. Barry hinted of rationing and invasive monitoring of citizens in the name [...]







