Malignant Liberal Idiocy

The Washington Obamost’s Lisa de Moraes better be careful. The self-loving reader of TOTUS is not likely to appreciate the honesty in her column, “Obama May Sweep Aside TV Schedule.”

“Big Brother” must have been informed by David Axelrod (Mr. Whipple after a night of drunken frivolity and a couple of days without a shower) that May Sweeps have started without receiving expressed written authorization from the Obambi Administration or its lawyers. How dare the networks not, at the very least, invite their future CEO to make a guest appearance on their highest rated shows during sweeps? The peasants must be reminded of the inevitability that is the Obama Nation so the telescreens may be filled with White House libiocy this Wednesday at 8 pm Eastern.

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“Big Brother” Barack Obama must be feeling some heat, which is in contrast to the ridiculous spin he is allowed to spew, because he is having to continuously bump up the numbers associated with his sales pitch. Now we are expected to suspend disbelief and swallow a 4.1 million headed whopper. I suppose choking down this outrageous claim will be a small part of the sacrifices “Big Brother” demands from each in the name of his “greater good.”

1 million became 2.5 million jobs, which grew to 3 or 3.5 million and now, in what appears to be a realization that he doesn’t yet have the power to rule by decree, the silver tongued reader finds it necessary to say his plan will create or save 4.1 million jobs… and if you order now he’ll throw in a signature stamped photo taken in the fictional Office of The President-elect. From his unofficial staff at AP via Yahoo News:

“I want to be realistic here. Not everything that we talked about during the campaign are we going to be able to do on the pace we had hoped,” Obama told ABC’s “This Week” for an interview set to air Sunday.

For a second time since his election, Obama increased the number of jobs his jobs program would create, taking the number to as many as 4.1 million jobs saved or created — a benchmark his critics charge cannot be measured. During the campaign, he promised only 1 million new jobs.

If “Big Brother” continues with this amazing job creation escalation he might have to rethink his war on the unborn. Eventually he will have created too many jobs to fill with those who have escaped his passion for infanticide and were delivered… and not left to die in a linen closet. Do not worry, Obamorons, your messiah has a plan to flood the nation with enough illegal aliens to do the Obamulus created jobs Americans won’t do!

George Stephanopoulos gives a preview of his interview with our incoming socialist-in-chief in his blog, “George’s Bottom Line.”

“Our challenge is going to be identifying what works and putting more money into that, eliminating things that don’t work, and making things that we have more efficient. But I’m not suggesting, George, I want to be realistic here, not everything that we talked about during the campaign are we going to be able to do on the pace we had hoped,” Obama told me in his first interview since arriving back in Washington, DC as president-elect.

I asked the president-elect, “At the end of the day, are you really talking about over the course of your presidency some kind of grand bargain? That you have tax reform, healthcare reform, entitlement reform including Social Security and Medicare, where everybody in the country is going to have to sacrifice something, accept change for the greater good?”

“Yes,” Obama said.

You see, my fellow proles, we are to sacrifice for the greater good. We are to hold our tongues as the government:

• takes charge of more and more of the economy
• damns future generations to mountains of our debt
• strangles private industry
• imposes waiting lists for medical procedures
• moves in a direction of rationing (food, gas, medicine)

All of this for the “greater good!” Enjoy the liberty you retain, while you retain it. “Big Brother” has admitted that he finds The Constitution flawed and is a skilled enough salesman to control a fawning media and mislead the drooling leeches (his ardent supporters) into supporting any directive he floats.

It is truly a shame that one isn’t required to prove his citizenship status in order to hold the highest office in our once-great nation.

On Saturday, May 17, 2008, tens of thousands of Oregon bark humpers and bath avoiders gathered to worship at the feet of “Big Brother” Barry Obama. The drooling libiots were enthralled by visions of “hope,” “change,” and a rare sampling of Obama’s intentions. Barry hinted of rationing and invasive monitoring of citizens in the name of leading in the battle against fictitious catastrophic anthropogenic global warming.

To quote Tammi at Sunflower Desert, “this would be funny if this guy didn’t stand a chance to be the next leader of the free world.”

Regarding leadership on the farce that is global warming:

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.

“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added.

As Jeremiah Wright would say “Naw! Naw! Naw!” Barry Obama would not be the leader of the free world! His policies would create an Orwellian “1984″ setting that could never be confused for freedom. My only question is, will Ronald Reagan’s likeness be displayed for the daily two minutes hate?

Lets ignore the fact that it is really not of the “other countries” what kind of vehicles Americans drive, what Americans choose to eat, and what the setting on the average American’s thermostat is. Let us focus on the implication of the words spoken by the dope of hope. Will the type and quantities of vehicles the electorate can own be controlled in an Obamanation? How will Czar Obama monitor the temperature of my home? What punishment will befall my family if I allow the temperature, inside my house, mind you, to dip to 70 degrees some hot Summer day?

I wonder how many of the left coast libiots in attendance for the sermon on the platform, stopped to visualize the lines for rations of food. We are not going to be able to “eat as much as we want” after all. I would guess that a thoughtful libiot (contradiction in terms) would cringe at the thought of his or her child being hungry and waiting for his ration, then I remember that these people prefer abortion, so the image probably doesn’t move them.

“Big Brother” Barry issued a premature dictatorial decree this morning on Good Morning America:

“But I do want to say this to the GOP. If they think that they’re going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful. Because that I find unacceptable,” he said.

Obama praised his wife’s patriotism and said that for Republicans “to try to distort or to play snippets of her remarks in ways that are unflattering to her I think is just low class … and especially for people who purport to be promoters of family values, who claim that they are protectors of the values and ideals and the decency of the American people to start attacking my wife in a political campaign I think is detestable.”

Of course Barry can’t be bothered by common sense at a time like this, he has a country to seize. Common sense would dictate that Michelle Obama’s big mouth would not provide worthy sound bites if she were to shut it. “Naw! Naw! Naw!” we must protect Mrs. Obama’s reputation by refusing to repeat her own statements.

The terror of a prospective Obamanation is almost enough to make a reasonable conservative vote for John McCain.