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Obamanation Sickness

October 12, 2008 |  Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Medline Plus defines radiation sickness as follows:

Radiation sickness is illness and symptoms resulting from excessive exposure to radiation. Exposure may be accidental or intentional (as in radiation therapy).

Causes Return to top

The causes include:

  • Accidental exposure to high doses of radiation, such as in certain occupations
  • Exposure to excessive radiation for medical treatments (may include excessively high doses, excessive time of exposure, or excessive body areas exposed)

Symptoms Return to top

  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Diarrhea
  • Skin burns (redness, blistering)
  • Weakness, fatigue, exhaustion, fainting
  • Dehydration
  • Inflammation of exposed areas (redness, tenderness, swelling, bleeding)
  • Hair loss
  • Ulceration of the oral mucosa
  • Ulceration of the esophagus, stomach or intestines
  • Vomiting blood
  • Bloody stool
  • Bleeding from the nose, mouth, gums, and rectum
  • Bruising
  • Sloughing of skin
  • Open sores on the skin

Sounds terrible, doesn’t it? No one should have to suffer so. The afflictions of individuals are bad enough, but how about an affliction on an entire nation? True, there have been afflicted nations around the world, but how many of them actively chose their affliction?

On the first Tuesday of November, the American voters (alive and ACORN registered dead) are poised to choose a long term illness to befall their country. If one trusts the reporting of Barack Obama’s campaign arm that is the press, Obamantaion sickness will be spread throughout the nation.

Malignant Liberal Idiocy defines Obamanation sickness as illness and symptoms resulting from excessive exposure to radical socialist ideals. Exposure may be accidental or intentional.

The coming national epidemic can be classified as both accidental and intentional exposure. Many voters, indoctrinated college students (that don’t have to try to earn a living yet), and people that believe what they hear from the Obama media is actual news reporting as opposed to campaign advertising will accidentally expose the nation (including themselves) to the radical socialist disease. The wealthy supporters and advisers of the candidate/catalyst are guilty of intentionally exposing the nation to this devastating ideology. I suppose they realize that there will be a small portion of the populace (themselves) that will benefit by holding power over a dependent electorate.

Symptoms of Obamanation sickness include, but are not limited to:

  • Joblessness due to increased cost of conducting business.
  • Joblessness due to factories closed by oppressive environmental restrictions.
  • Joblessness due to the inability for a domestic manufacturer to compete with foreign companies that don’t face the same oppressive regulations and taxes.
  • Hunger due to food shortages caused by increased costs to process and distribute food.
  • Hunger due to joblessness and the subsequent inability to afford to purchase… anything.
  • Increased risk of infection and other illnesses due to the removal of drug research capital in the name of hurting “big pharmaceutical.”
  • Increased crime rates due to jobless people stealing to eat.
  • Increased crime due to the further extraction of morality from public education.
  • Homelessness due to joblessness.
  • Decreased energy supplies due to the seizure of profits (removal of incentive and capital for exploration and development.)
  • Financial depression due to governmental assault on business (in the name of fairness.)
  • Lack of innovation due to innovators being punished for success with Marxist progressive taxes.
  • Overdose of bad “entertainment” as the entertainment industry is the only industry (unlike the other industries that are actually needed) that isn’t targeted for “windfall profits” seizure.
  • Information deficiency due the implementation of the grotesquely mis-named Fairness Doctrine.
  • Many of the symptoms of radiation sickness may apply as more people cannot afford nutrition, shelter, and a generally healthy lifestyle.

Prevention would be possible if there was an opposition candidate that was willing to stray from the ever infuriating promises of bipartisanship and articulate the dangers of Obammunism. Prevention might still be possible if elitist Republican commentators (e.g. George Will, Peggy Noonan, David Brooks) cared more about the issues and potential epidemic of Obamanation sickness than their own disdain for common people with common sense leading the party into the future.

Barring an awakening between now and November 4, the best we can do is to constantly badger our representatives and senators and try to persuade them to oppose the exposure… until that is outlawed. Once this occurs we can hope to simply survive to teach our children of this nation’s beginnings and its previous greatness. Someday a future generation might take this country back and freedom will reign once again.


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  1.    Obamanation Sickness on October 12, 2008 5:24 pm

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