Malignant Liberal Idiocy

Olin Winchester vs. Cerberus, Round Two

Naturally, this being the workers Utopia of Illinois, the Winchester Division of Olin Corporation is the villain and the three-headed beast, Cerberus, is the heroic protagonist. The guardian of Hades has three distinct heads in this epic struggle. Although its heads differ, they work in concert to defeat the enemy and banish the reviled employer from the land. Each head is a crucial component, without which victory might be seriously delayed or even denied.

Although the beast might enjoy the instant gratification of defeating the forces of employment in one grand battle, it has decided to toy with its prey. It prefers to wound and drive from its realm one portion of the hated company at a time. This way, the weakened enemy remains to serve as the target of hatred, which can be nurtured for a few years in preparation for the next assault.

The paradox presented by Cerberus is that it banishes the villainous employer for the sake of the “worker.” One must not question the logic of eliminating employers for the sake of those employed. The suspension of disbelief must be applied, (much like Senator Shrillary Clinton listening to the testimony of General Petraeus).

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Or, should that subject line read “WaPo by Dummies”? Perhaps it should read “WaPo by Rabid Democrat Tools”?  Maybe there is no real difference between these last two possibilities. Of course, it comes as no surprise to anyone who has read some of the articles published by the Washington Post, that it is little more than a campaign arm of the Democrat Party.

Always there to churn out leftist drivel, the WaPo makes it convenient for its readers to either cheer the further degradation of our nation or become irate with the obvious biases of its “journalists” by offering twice daily e-mail versions. Although these e-mails never fail to disappoint, today’s first e-mail was notable. The first two headlines promised the reader a journey into a world where Democrats are wonderful champions of the masses and Republicans and icky companies are vile, inconsiderate beasts, who happen to not pay well.

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The tall woman with long brown hair walks up the front steps to her best friend’s house and rings the bell. Her friend opens the door and the tall woman gives her a little hug before entering the premises. Out by the hedge something moves. The door closes and from behind the hedge crawls a slight man with a a badge and a stainless steel comb. The little man crawls with cat-like stealth around the side of the house and perches himself where he can see through the kitchen window. “Aha!” he softly proclaims. He touches the button on his headset and whispers, “The hen is in the fox-house. Repeat, the hen is in the fox-house!” In his headset, he hears a female voice, “maintain your position until backup arrives.” “Roger!” is all the little man replies. The voice on the other end responds, “I know your name, just wait where you are!”

In the kitchen, the two friends have no idea that they are about to have their lives turned upside down. The tall woman sits and sips her General Foods International Coffee while her friend appears to be braiding her hair. The innocuous chatting does not sound like an exchange between two hardened criminals, but one can never really tell. The tall woman moves her hand to her purse and pulls it toward her. She reaches in and extracts a wrinkled ten dollar bill.

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There is no mystery surrounding the liberal leanings of ridiculous Republican senators such as Maine’s twisted sisters. Most now know that there are certain Republican Senators who will be more comfortable leaning left than right on too many occasions, perhaps for no other reason than to garner the praise of the liberal media and the powerful Dem politicians. John McCain, when not in campaign mode, his pet Goober, Dick Lugar, and perhaps Scotty “The Body” Brown (any professional wrestling fans from the 80s out there?) fall into this category. I say perhaps with regard to the pretty boy from Taxachussets because there is a strong indication that he will fall more in line with the Maine malignancies.

There is also little mystery about the existence of a candidate to replace former Dem who would not admit his true affiliation, Arlen Specter as the third leg of the dependable RINO stool (or unofficial Democrat Caucus). Cap and Traitor Mike Castle of Delaware hopes to defeat decent candidate Christine O’Donnell to join fellow Cap and Traitor Mark Kirk in attempting to obtain the coveted “third leg” status. Perhaps if Castle and Kirk both win, despite their grotesque flaws as candidates and as human beings,they can engage in a head to head battle for the title.

So why then, is the case of the Senate Repubes curious given this lack of mystery? I’m glad I asked. The small number of full or part time Repube enemies of common sense and liberty are pretty well known. The curious part is the motivation of other members of the Republican caucus. The mystery, to me, is what is their ultimate goal? Is politics what they practice in order to achieve their goals or is politics the goal?

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Arthur Q. Bryan may have passed in 1959, but the voice of Elmer Fudd lives on in the House of Representatives. Rep. Charlie Rangel (D – N.E. [No Ethics]), of course, prefers hunting ways to avoid following the tax laws he writes as opposed to “wascally wabbits”. While the nation may have been better served had the actual cartoon character held Rangel’s seat since 1971, his constituents continue to burden the entire country with his reelection.

If the noted corruptocrat wanted to actually serve the nation, he would retire to his Dominican Republic villa… of course his unreported rental income would decrease unless he decides to rent individual rooms. As it is, he will settle for the conscription of all young adults into the service of King Barack Hussein Obama. Serving others and serving one’s country are noble endeavors indeed. Voluntary service, which the libtards seem to actually discourage with their policies and actions, is a wonderful thing. Voluntary service is not enough for those who wish to control the lives of the nation’s youth.

In the eyes of Elmer and his fellow “Looney Tune” libs there can be no greater calling than that issued by King Obama to serve his majesty. Elmer has updated H.R. 393: Universal National Service Act of 2007 to be submitted as H.R. 5741. At a glance, it would appear that the only difference is the absence of “2007″.

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I can see November. It is the eleventh month of the year and was the month during which my second child was born. If I were a Hannity following party boy, I would be looking forward to this particular November as I had no other. I suppose it is emotionally helpful to have dreams of Republican knights parading into Washington on the backs of glistening elephants. These heroic conquerors would then proceed to right the wrongs of the past and our progeny would enjoy a free and prosperous future.

Perhaps the goal is a repeat of 1994. 2010 minus 1994 equals 16. Boy, my math gives cause for concern. To me, and perhaps just me as I am not very bright, 16 years does not seem like a very long period of time. Didn’t 1994 and the succeeding actions of government precede the current state? No, it could not be, as 1994 is the model for a bright future and 2010 would be considered the future back in 1994. Yes, the goals are very confusing to one who is partisan-ly challenged.

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It may be difficult to think of the Obamacare chiefs, HHS Secretary Kathleen “Abort ‘em” Sebelius and freshly appointed Rationing Czar, Dr. Donald “Death Panel” Berwick and make a connection to porn… but bear with me. Any thinking person realizes that costs cannot be contained in a system that is to provide care to all unless care is rationed. Perhaps there is an… ahem… outside the box means of offsetting the costs associated with the implementation and maintenance of socialized medicine in our great (for now) nation.

The Rationing Czar (ok so maybe it is just Medicare and Medicaid… and any doctor or provider who takes Medicare or Medicaid) is admittedly fond of the British model of health care denial. In fact he is “romantic” about it. As Don and Kate slip into something more comfortable, read the following from Americans For Prosperity (Note to lib trolls, your opinion of AFP does not change the facts presented):

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I come before you, oh honorable hack, with a troubled mind. I beg your indulgence and the benefit of your wisdom. I know enough to know that the things which may seem important are indeed not. I am learned to the degree that I am aware that common sense and principle are minor considerations in the political process. I prostrate myself before you. I bare my simple mind and beseech your intellectual nourishment.

I know you can help me to see the light, despite the apparent contradictions. Please consider the following questions and bless me with your brilliance. Use simple terms and small words, if you will, for I am not your intellectual equal. Help an understanding to be born in my dense skull. Help me to see what truly matters, or better yet, how to determine what truly matters on any given day based on the the actions and flaws of a specific candidate.

My first question oh oracle of omniscient obfuscation, is as follows.

• What is the party’s position on voters who might traditionally vote for the candidates of another party or independents?

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Is there no expenditure that could be deemed unnecessary? Is there no task that could be viewed as not being the responsibility of the United States taxpayer? Is it not bad enough that our overlords in D.C. continue to impoverish our descendants for political purposes domestically? Is it not sufficient that our military is sent into far away lands, only to be handcuffed by dangerous rules of engagement and expected to … well I am not sure what they are expected to do in Afghanistan?

I realize that Radio Free Asia might be a noble venture and certainly is not on the same level as taxpayer funded study of the “social milieu of male prostitutes in Hanoi“. That said, it would seem our big-spending political parasites on Capitol Hill could at least make up their minds about why something is necessary! First we get to hear from Cap and Trade Joe Lieberman that giving Obama the ability to shut down the internet is something we should do because China has it. So we need to do things because countries like China, do them. Then we have Dick Lugar and and five co-spenders (or is that cosponsors), Stuart Smalley among them, suggesting that we permanently spend money on RFA… because “some of the governments in Asia spend millions of dollars each year to jam RFA”.

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The post-… partisan, racial, American (take your pick) President will be giving a “major” teleprompter reading Thursday morning. TOTUS will be helping the man who can read like few others attempt to sell poison to the populace. The poison will, of course, be presented as a necessary cure. This should not pose much of a challenge for the presidential teleprompter, which seems to be the only thing in this administration that works well. The source of all the President’s orations is well-practiced at putting a bow on a pile of equine fecal matter and making it appealing to a majority of the electorate.

This particular “major” reading is purely political and aimed at paying off one specific group of supporters. This group among whose leadership includes the detestable Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-La Raza), is none other than the ‘open borders’, ‘amnesty for illegals’, ‘what can American citizens give you?’ group.

It is noble of President Obama to take time from his golfing schedule to address his subjects on one of his many harmful goals. The need for urgent amnesty is so great, the President has decided to give a “major” reading when he could be otherwise occupied blocking the oil clean up or trying to convince Europe that his new economic way (their old economic way) is the best economic way.

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